I'm attracted to guys who make me laugh.
That awkward moment when you see someone you've...
I'd rather be a bitch than be a nice girl that...
When I first met you, I honestly didn't know you...
Teacher: Can you see God?
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
*Student raises their hand and says* "Sir, can you see your brain?"
Student: Can you touch your brain?
Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain?
Reblog this if you Love & Believe in God.
I wonder which friends are going to still be by...
I like people who can make me laugh.
jayeee-c: Guy: She’ll never talk to me unless I hit her up first. -waits for her- Girl: Should I talk to him? What if he thinks I’m a bother? -waits for him-
When your friend takes a bad picture of you
I wish I had an attractive voice.
Mine is just so ugh. When I hear myself say something in a video, I just can’t handle the fact that I’m the one who’s talking. & When people say that my voice is “cute”, I don’t believe them. Cause trust me, I’ve heard my voice before and that shit ain’t cute.
I was about to sneeze but it didn't come out.
Nothing is worst than seeing your parents cry.
Anonymous asked: U better get an A
destinywsup: I want friends that become like family, everyone is drifting from me.
Someone makes you mad, but you can't hit them:
liannaa: Took a long hard look at my life Lost...
Be with someone who's afraid to lose you.
When guys say cramps can't be that bad
I like people who actually put effort into talking...
Don't u stand anywhere near me u worthless cunt.
kevindododo: smileswithlies: FOREVER THIS FUCKING VIDEO BRB ! fucking dying !! FOREVER REBLOG WHAT IS AIR?!?! oh BRB I JUST PISSED MY PANTS! swag YOU FUCKERrrrrrrSSSSSSSSSSS I WANT TO MAKE THIS VIDEO. I FREAKING LOVE THIS GUY. “YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!! Wake Steve up.” “AH AH AHHH” dyying brbb. THIS MAKES MY LIFE WORTH LIVING. Lmao I’m dying right now....
NIGGUH. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. IM USE TO BEING...
The most attractive thing in a guy is
ayyetrish: The way he can make me laugh. Honestly, if you can’t make me laugh, then you don’t have my interest. I like someone that has good sense of humor. Someone that can act all goofy, & not care if he looks stupid. Humor is the number one thing that can win my heart.
Types of cute
wtfgillian: lovethewayyoulai: d0pest-swag: Baby cute: “AWWW SO CUTE!!” Yum cute: “Dayummmmm. I’d tap that cutie.” Girlfriend/boyfriend material cute: “AW. They are just so cute.” LOL the 2nd gif xD oh yay got notes even after I deleted it LOL