January 2011
Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s
angeelalovesyou:
alizarandelaa:
i love sticking my finger in that thing. ^__~
i would always try to POP it! ahaa`
When people don't understand sarcasm.
likespancakes:
i cant control my pee schedule .
seeventythree:
ayee-itsjasmineee:
i hate it when teachers tell me “well you shouldve used the bathroom during recess.”
WELL MY FUCKING BAD. i cant control my pee schedule. there should be law against telling us to hold it in. there’s something called a bladder infection
class is class but pee is pee -_-
LIIFE.
I like boys who start the conversation.
ohdeardana:
sammiye:
I like people in general who start the conversation.
A guy broke into my apartment last week.. He...
cherishsays:
Lolwhat?
to all the HATERS
lyndontran:
Stop flirting with every guy I know, especially...
recklesslyming:
They’re not interested in you at all okay?
And some of them have girlfriends so what the hell are you thinking?
Besides the fact, you ain’t that cute, sorry to break it to ya
So stop being touchy and flirty, thanks
Parents who lecture about love, boyfriends,...
carlayabut:
My heart isn't like a ball, you can't just toss it...
paulzedrich:
So won’t you take my hand, baby...
tylerolivenguyen:
No one could ever take your...