when girls are on their period
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
That awkward moment when your "friends" don't...
THE YEAR 2758
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
c33tran: How do i breathe- mario
I only reply back fast if only you're worth...
ohfuckyeahitsnam: If you can keep the conversation go on without ending it every 20 second . Then i’m willing to take out a little bit of my time to reply back to you as fast as I can.